Winterleague by Dan Summer

When your sides begin to ache,

from eating to much Christmas cake.

If you sit there watching tele,

both your legs will turn to jelly
 

And Facebook Instagram and Twitter,

won’t get you stronger, faster, fitter.

Get out of bed on Sunday morning,

as the cold grey light is dawning.
 

Switch off the x-box, put on your shoes

and blow away those winter blues.

Over rock and bog and heather,

the winter league,

Hell for leather!!